so they passed out plastic fetuses at lunch today.
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So my English teacher gave us a slip of paper this morning and told us to write a paragraph that started with "This is not what it looks like." this was the result...
Stephen Andrew Momberger (AKA Uncle SAM)(Goes to Arnold highschool in PCB)(sophmore)(5'9") is dating this... just remember that... He told me not to put this up here because he saw the website and facepalmed so hard that I could hear it over the phone.... So I did... LOVE YOU STEPHEN!!! but I had to ^_^
tbh I have no idea what this site looks like from the internet yet. like I've just been posting from my phone in the middle of class
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